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下列有4 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。 FaS}$-0
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First Question: 第一題 : gw
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You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in? +iKs)s _~
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second! $h"Ht2/ J
解答： 如果你的回答是第 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2名。 C Za Urr
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To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第 1題相同的時間。 P6q`i<
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If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are? hwg
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you? Q(Q .(
解答：如果你的回答是倒數第 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！ .<ux Z
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Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. m]LR4V6k|
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Third Question: 第三題
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Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. %@JNX}Y'
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以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加 1000，現在加上20，再加一次 1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？ f`Km ctI
Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! LS1 r}cl
解答：得到 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！ 'wh2787
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Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? bMWL^ *I
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Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Np$peT[
解答： 答案是 Nunu嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary，請再讀一次問題！ 29eg.E
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Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!! d#~
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好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你！ (Ic{C5'
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Bonus Question加分題 : 4?Mb>\n%<^
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? ?1%/G<
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？ z@ @w?>*
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Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple. =R+z\`2
解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！ }<?1\k
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