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Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. _H@DLhH|=
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下列有4 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。 7@W>E;go
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First Question: 第一題 : l.M0` Cn-%
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in? 5v*\Zr5ha
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second! c-sf g>0 ^
解答： 如果你的回答是第 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2名。 |vj/Wwr
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To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第 1題相同的時間。 1?l1:}^ L
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Second Question第二題 : 3ckclO\|>
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are? N8df8=.kw
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？ 'LDQ gC*%
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you? ,I;> aE<#
解答：如果你的回答是倒數第 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！ wUJc mM;
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Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. YN5rml'-
很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。 k+*u/neh
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Third Question: 第三題 5) X=*I
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. 2GG2jky{/
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以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加 1000，現在加上20，再加一次 1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？ I7 ]8Y=xf
Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! '~ 47)fN
解答：得到 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！ Zv {'MIv&v
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Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? F8ulkcD
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會答對？ #AY&BWS$
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Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? )t%b838l%
Mary的父親有 5個女兒，第 1個女兒 Nana， 第 2個女兒 Nene， 第3個女兒 Nini， 第 4個女兒 Nono，第 5個女兒的名字是什麼？ xoME9u0x4
Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Dw"\/p:-3
解答： 答案是 Nunu嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary，請再讀一次問題！ :Zlwy -[
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Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!! Q/Rqa5LI:
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你！ ' Pbr
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Bonus Question加分題 : 6 !bs M"F
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? yB!dp;gM{
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？ #O&8A
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Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple. \{N O?%s0p
解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！ /x *3}oI
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